Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
What a fucking cockblock
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
this is from spy kids